You’ve raced to the computer, logged into Fantasy Premier League (FPL), grabbed a team ID, skipped past kit colours and quickly picked a first draft. The problem? You need FPL team names.

Not just any name, one that gains you respect amongst the community. The holy grail of a hilarious 20-character label that has never previously been thought of.

Alternatively, you could settle for one of the 118 listed below!

FPL team names

TV and Film

• Botman McGinns – A mix of Newcastle’s injured centre-back and Aston Villa’s Scottish midfielder
• Netflix and Chilwell – Back from injury, this combo could form many happy Saturdays
• Stranger Mings – And this could be the binge
• Pukki Blinders – Or this. Also works with Gerard Pique.
• Baby Reijnders – Quite topical
• 50 Shades O’Shea
• Cash in the Matip
• Come Digne with Me
• Krul Intentions
• Okoli Dokily – This new Leicester City centre-back comes with a Ned Flanders vibe
• Yes Ndidi, Mavididi – So he’ll easily fit into the Foxes’ squad
• Neville Wears Prada
• Finding Timo – When you see Spurs have scored a few but can’t locate Werner’s contribution
• Alisson Wonderland
• Sancho Unchained – If Jadon turns things around under Erik ten Hag
• Slumdog Mignolet
• Minority Laporte
• Auf Wiedersehen, Petrovic – For those alive in the 1980s, it’s for when you’re not interested in Chelsea’s goalkeeper
• Thomas the Frank Engine

• Obi 1 Kenobi 0 – Also works with Fulham’s Alex Iwobi
• Game of Throw-ins – When Rory Delap faces Aron Gunnarsson. Also works with John Stones.
• Shaw Mee the Mané
• When Harry Met Salah – Teams that put initial faith in Maguire and Mo
• Löw Island
• Dude, Where’s Micah? – When asking random people where the omnipresent pundit currently is
• Absolutely Fabregas – And identifying the expert next to him is straightforward
• Pinky and De Bruyne – One is a midfield genius, the other’s insane
• If Tomori Never Comes
• Better Call Saúl – If Chelsea are hunting for a 78th summer signing, they could convince Sevilla to quickly sell their latest one.

Music

• Do the Botman – A name versatile enough to allow Simpsons fans to burst into song
• Sonny and Schar – Yet another Newcastle defender with pun potential
• Lallana Del Rey
• Krul and the Gang
• Krul Summer – Ideal for Swifties
• Backstreet Moyes – Something you can’t unsee
• Moyes Will Be Moyes – Or this option, for when David is being mischievious
• Don’t Look Back Tanganga – A team name for Oasis fans
• Champagne Super Rovers
• Earth, Wind and Maguire
• Under my Cucurella
• Love the way you Szoboszlai
• Onana, What’s my Name? – A few Rihanna contenders, here
• Eze Lover – For fans of both Phil Collins and Crystal Palace attackers
• Uptown Dunk
• Bringing Zirkzee back – If known FPL fan Justin Timberlake keeps going back and forth on the new Manchester United forward
• Bacuna Mateta – He could mean rotation worries, for the rest of your days
• Rice, Rice, Baby
• Snoop Udogie Dogg
• Areola Grande – Thank you, next
• Smells Like Team Spirit – When tour guides first enter a dressing room
• Le Saux Solid Crew

• Deeney in a Bottle
• Enter Shaqiri
• Blink-1 Eto’o – The rock band that gave us the hit….
• All the Smallings
• Michu at De Gea Ba – A classic from Electric Six
• Pjanic! at the Disco
• Me, myself Ndiaye – In fairness, ignoring other managers is a good idea in FPL
• Murder on Zidane’s Floor – Not an accusation, just wordplay
• Domagoj Vida Loca – The Ricky Martin song is stuck in your head now, isn’t it?
• Tinchy Sneijder
• I Think We’re Alone, Howe – Said Jason Tindall in the tactics room
• Gangsta’s Allardyce

• My Hits Don’t Lie – Some FPL managers are fearless when it comes to four-point hits
• Mbemba, You’re a Womble
• Purple Reina

Food & Drink

• Turkish De Ligt – A potential move to Man United could stop this being forced onto former Premier League defender Soyuncu
• Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
• Kinder Mbeumo – Some classic continental chocolate
• Aribo Starmix – To satisfy gummy sweet lovers
• Eat well and Drinkwater – Solid advice from your GP or dietician
• Baines on Toast
• Kelechi Eatin’ Nachos
• Chiellini con Carne – Will need ingredients like…
• Paqueta White Rice
• Who ate all Depays?
• Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy
• Need a Botlla-Kotchap – Regarding Southampton’s promising 22-year-old defender
• Dunk Those Busquets

Football teams

• Expected Toulouse
• Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name that recently became accurate… well, almost

• Borussia Teeth – Could also belong to the ‘life advice’ section below
• Fake Madrid – The Spanish capital provides a few opportunities
• Pathetico Madrid
• Real Strugglers
• Bilbao Baggins
• Inter Row Z
• Hardly Athletic
• Dynamo Chicken Kiev
• Sporting Abeergut
• Sub-standard Liege

Life advice

• No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking could suffer without having Harry around anymore
• Haven’t Got a Kalou
• One Size Fitz Hall
• Øde Toilette – For perfume shopping
• Old Havertz Kai Hard
• #YOLO Toure – Because we only live once
• Mirror, Signal, Malouda
• You’ve Had One Tchouameni – It’s always good to have this friend on a night out
• Ctrl, Alt, De Laet – In honour of the former Leicester defender
• Holgate, for Healthier Gums
• Mate, You’re Puncheon! – Overachievement in the dating world
• A date with Destiny – Wanting to connect with the Spurs left-back
• Victor Moses Lawn
• Give me some Kudus – Feeling overlooked and, in response, looking toward West Ham United’s midfield

General wordplay

• Norfolk and Chance – By law, this name has to be suggested
• Basham the Bishop
• Ayew Shaw?
• Cancelo Culture
• Pain in Dias
• Titus Shambles
• Fifty Shades Of Andy Gray – “Will I use this team name? Yes. Yes, I will.”
• Hell in Lascelles – FPL disputes may need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage
• A Night at Dewsbury-Hall – This classy venue is available to host weddings and corporate events
• I’ll Colback Later
• Groß Misconduct
• Fer Fuchs Ake – When a series of unlucky incidents ruin your FPL weekend
• Back of the Neto

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